And so it begins…

March 15, 2009

What a shitty day.

This is the perfect day to start my detox.  If it’s going to be shitty outside, it might as well be shitty inside as well.  That’s how I’m looking at it.  My friend Steve lightly threatened me with boycott if I didn’t post a few pictures along the way.  While I’m all about keeping my legions of fans happy, I just can’t commit to doing that — yet.  Now before you all run screaming know that I (unlike my “I have no shame” brother-in-law who posts about his massive toilet swirlies at every opportunity) just don’t think I can share that much of myself.  Your eyes are most likely safe from being instantly sucked from their sockets.



  1. I am going to have to thank you for resisting the dare to post pictures. Living in the house with the person that shares every “deposit”, I’m going to have to say that I can get my own visual of your scenario. Now other people on here might not agree with me….but they also don’t live with the King of Poop.

  2. Thanks God — this family can only handle one “Emperor of Poop” !!!

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