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A new twist on and old favorite…

March 17, 2009

The universe really must love me this week.  What evidence do I have to support this theory?  Well, feast your eyes on THIS:

"You're grossing us all out you fat, lazy co-worker!! Get up off your ASS and make something of yourself!!"

"You are a disgrace to us ALL - you fat, lazy co-worker!!"

Apparently someone in my office thinks we could use a little exercise.  And they aren’t just leaving it for us, it’s for a multitude of people in our lives.  Can you just imagine the looks on the faces of eager 5-year olds ready to party “pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey-style” when this bad boy rolls up to the front door?

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“Who wants cake?  Who wants ice cream?  Who wants their chunky ass kicked by a guy wearing steel-toed boots???”

“WE DO! WE DO!!! YAAAAAYYYYY!!!”

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Your son or daughter will have memories of children screaming in agonizing pain and anguish for years to come.  Talk about helping to build a life-long commitment to health and fitness — this little party favor would do just the trick!

No need to thank me.  Just tell them Kelsey sent you.

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6 comments

  1. Wow. That is certainly one effective way to get a point across. What a nice little gem to be given. Someone around your office obviously thinks that you are all a bunch of fat, lazy bastards.


    • Take the ONE thing I look forward to everyday — the ritual of brewing a creamy cup of Flavia coffee in under 30 seconds — and blow it to shit with the counter top reminder of “…easy on the cream and sugar there fat girl.”

      I’m almost positive that the person who felt compelled to leave this little calling card…

      No need to say more.


  2. Wow. That is certainly one effective way to get a point across. What a nice little gem to be given. Someone around your office obviously thinks that you are all a bunch of fat, lazy b@stards.


  3. FYI: Apparently I posted the same comment twice, and managed not to put my name on either one of these little beauties. I think my allergy medicine is fogging my brain.


  4. LMAO!!!! We once hade someone leave a flyer in the bathroom for a dog that needed a home. But I was just thinking I could use a good boot in the ass!! ;)


  5. ROFL!! I thought the same thing when I saw that card in the break room- next to the microwave. Talk about a blatant message. Like a butter knife through the heart.

    Well I’m fat DAMMIT and I love it! I will eat what I want without guilt! That is until my pants don’t fit anymore… Then I go dragging out the gym bag again praying that I can loose enough to get back into my 18w “skinny” jeans.

    God help me! I’m addicted to food! Maybe boot camp will do me a little good…but then there’s the whole issue of being disgraced in front of a group of people you really don’t know, all because I can’t do push ups. Well I can’t help it if my arms are weak and puffy!

    Screw it… pass the pudding please.



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