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Put on your pants so I can kick your butt…

March 28, 2009

A friend of mine at work crushed my dreams this past week when he shared this tasty little nugget.

My ambition of “Total World Domination” is going to have to wait until Chuck Norris is no longer with us.  Seems he already cornered the market and will make no room for anyone else so long as he’s allowing us to *share-his-air*.  How do I know this?  Well friends, follow along:

Go to Google.
Type “Chuck Norris” into the search bar.
Click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”.

See?  You don’t go looking for Chuck — Chuck comes looking for YOU.

* Thank you Nick for giving me yet one more thing to test my patience.  But, since I once owned a  “Total Gym” I know it’s just a matter of time before there’s a freak operating accident.

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