Venus was her name…

October 25, 2009

fall-treeIt’s hard to believe it’s been a month since I last stopped, looked up the trunk of this tree, and asked a bird not to shit on my face.  Time flies when the weather is beautiful and this has been one b.e.a.utiful October.  Since I like to walk around telling people “Yeah, I take pictures that I think are good enough not to label ‘sucks balls'” I felt compelled to snap this one for comparison to the one I took in September.  The perspective – the sunlight – the oh-so-fantastic-2.0 mega pixel cell phone camera.  It’s all so portfolio worthy*.

*Never being one to do anything half-assed, I’ve decided that I’m going to plunk down the coin and actually purchase a camera that is not part of a cell or smart phone.  I owe it to the craft to stop popping all the balloons and spitting in the punch bowl and really come to the party ready for action.  This way, when the day comes that I really do piss off the wrong person at my office and get escorted out in plastic pull-zip cuffs – I’ll have naked pictures of all the right people…



  1. depending on what your coworkers look like, the 2 megapixel camera phone may be a better choice for those naked pictures. (Some folks just weren’t built for 10 megapixel, high quality bare naked photography).

  2. The “Crabby Old Fart” makes an excellent point. Besides, if the faces aren’t clear, you can use the pics “selectively” (if you know what I mean!).

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